hi there! thanks for coming.

if you were part of last year, we hope you'll join us again this year to improve on our efforts. if you're new to this - what is this all about?

happy birthday to our karate club! as well as a cake, and a special bucket, we will be having the infamous 100-man kumite, where i will face 100 people in turn and spar for points - and we all know what points mean?

for every point i win, the club will donate £1. for every point i lose, the club donates £4! but how many people can beat me? will i collapse before the end?

come and watch! spectators wanted for cheering purposes! if you do karate, come and take part! we will be collecting donations online and on the night, with all monies going to the Hereditary Multiple Exostoses support group, the KUGB's charity appeal for 2013. check them out!

i do odd things sometimes, i know, but surely this is the worst - i mean best - so far. please support my getting hit repeatedly in the face! anything you are able to give is gratefully received. 

i hope to video the event, as well as have a live webcast, so please donate and hopefully you'll get to see the carnage even if you can't come along. 

hopefully all the competitors can beat their points form last year, and we can beat our charity donation too!

thanks!

n.