Let's be honest. Nobody particularly likes cancer. In fact, the consensus seems to be that it's generally awful, and can cause people to manufacture millions of dollars worth of illegal drugs. Now, what if I told you that by donating just £5.00 via this very web page, you could help bribe the shadow world-government of giant pedophile lizards to release the cure they have long kept secret?

That is not what I'm telling you. That would be ridiculous, as money holds no value for reptiles. HOWEVER, your donation, whatever the amount, will be put to excellent use by a coalition of human beings who are using spacefuturescience and their huge, awesome brains to search for effective cancer treatments and cures.

Also, I'm going to run down an Oxford street in my underwear.

Defy the giant lizards and donate now!