EVERY YEAR "WOGAN" ATTEMPTS TO DECIEVE THE PUBLIC WITH A SHOW OF "GENEROSITY" TOWARDS MICRO-HUMANS.

DIMBLEBOT SHALL ONCE AGAIN DEFEAT "WOGAN" BY RAISING MORE MONEY FOR "THE CHILDREN" THAN EITHER "WOGAN" OR HIS "HAIRPIECE" CAN MUSTER.

HELP DIMBLEBOT EXCEED HALF A KILOPOUND (£500) WITH A DONATION THROUGH THE "WEBSITE", VIA "TEXT" OR VIA THE PURCHASE OF DIMBLETAT (TOTALS TO BE REVEALED ON THE NIGHT OF "CHILDREN IN NEED")

TO DONATE VIA "TEXT" SIMPLY SEND "DIMB73 £1" (OR £5 / £10) TO 70070

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