This NOEL to help children without families I'm going to lick Jack Shutes dirty keyboard. His nasty, 'I just got done doing an Iron Man', sweaty hands after a 6 am call with Japan keyboard. Jack is a dirty man. A very dirty man. I will put my tongue on his keyboard. 

UPDATE: Help me hit my target and ill personally guarantee some naked bits of Jack Shute in my Vine. Help me!