So now you know what Crawl Brawl is all about, let me tell you a little bit about myself to give you confidence that you are sponsoring the winner…

Let’s be honest, I may not look like the natural athlete, but don’t let that fool you. Behind this 40 (ish) year old physique with a hint of a beer belly, lies the heart of a competitor, a fighter, a champion, a swimmer. OK maybe not a swimmer, but you get the point!  My moniker of “The Squid” represents not just my unique swimming style, but of a beast that is full of mystery and when provoked should be feared. Also I needed something beginning with S and Hayley felt “The Shark” was far too optimistic.

“The Hammerhead” has made a big mistake in challenging me to
this dual in the pool. Her overconfidence will be her downfall and spur me on to victory. Sure she has all her clever sound-bites such as “there’s enough water in the pool already, so quit crying and swim” and “I only swim because I am too sexy for sports that require clothes” but come April 21^st , the talking stops and it’s just me, her and the elements!

Ask anyone who has seen me play football, ride a bike or learn
to ski and they will tell you all you need to know. I’m unconventional, but am a trier, I give 100% and unless I am kicked off the piste for endangering others (that was unwarranted btw, that girl should have been looking), I don’t give up.

The #TeamSquid training camp is under way, the goggles have been dusted off and I am psyched. I will keep this page updated with my progress in advance of race day, so please check back in regularly.

So that’s who you are backing. I am your Champion. For those who have backed me and our great cause, I thank you and promise you I will do
my best.

Some of you may still be unconvinced and feel that your sponsorship and indication of who will win is better placed with “The Hammerhead”? Fine, run with the sheep, victory will be all the sweeter.

PS: If anyone actually does know how to swim, just drop me a
message ;)