Thanks for taking the time to visit my JustGiving page.

You're probably here out of curriosity asking yourself, "Why would someone with no discernable sporting qualities hop on a bike and cycle back to the UK from Cologne?"

To be fair it's a good question, so I made a list...

1. It's for the kids, innit.

2. I've cried at every Gamesaid video showing their work

3. I thought Cologne was a ferry port in France

4. Someone laughed at me and said I wouldn't be able to do it

5. I now have a legitimate reason to try butt lube

 

So, having gotten over my 'whatthefaaaaa...' moment when I finally Google mapped it, here's my JustGiving page. If donations top £1000 by the time I arrive in Cologne, I'll even throw in a complete bodywax.

This is going to hurt like hell, but it's gonna be worth it.