Right, here's the deal. I want to be a proper grown-up, and to this end I'm going to try to go a whole month without swearing. There'll be a swear jar - proceeds to those decent coves at WaterAid - and this page if you want to encourage me in what shall become known as Operation Doomed To Failure.

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